Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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