and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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