I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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