So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I feel like a drive thru vagina
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
