I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
