Quick, to the slutcave!
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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