he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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