32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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