eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
did you just send me my own nude
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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