Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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