Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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