I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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