There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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