I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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