the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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