DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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