What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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