Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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