covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.â€
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