I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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