wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Randomize