Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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