His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia