Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court

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(859): View more from Kentucky

it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?

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(305): View more from Florida

nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs

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(513): View more from Ohio

sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.

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(360): View more from Washington

I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia

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