thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Hippo gnu deer
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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