Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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