Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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