My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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