yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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