you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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