I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
We are two peas in an std pod
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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