His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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