we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Randomize
