Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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