He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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