I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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