well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
home. puking in laundry basket.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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