even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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