I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
