I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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