Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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