If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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