Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
did you just send me my own nude
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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