This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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