in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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