Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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