Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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