how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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