It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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