Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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