I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
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I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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