The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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