Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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