She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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