Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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