shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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